“You, I take it,” I said to the mosaicist, “are Philip Castle, son of Julian Castle.”
“That happiness is mine.”
“I’m here to see your father.”
“Are you an aspirin salesman?”
“Too bad. Father’s low on aspirin. How about miracle drugs? Father enjoys pulling off a miracle now and then.”
“I’m not a drug salesman. I’m a writer.”
“What makes your think a writer isn’t a drug salesman?”
“I’ll accept that. Guilty as charged.”

-	Kurt Vonnegut – Cat’s Cradle

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